WARNING: Inspired may cause rapid increases in revenue, conversion rates, and an overwhelming surplus of loyalty and goodwill. Side effects include relief from compliance-induced stress, spontaneous acts of generosity, and customers who can’t stop raving about you. Do not panic if you experience an influx of happy shoppers who suddenly love your brand—this is normal. Inspired is habit-forming and eliminates donation costs, compliance nightmares, and legal red tape. Use daily for best results. Proceed at your own (highly profitable) risk.